I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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