I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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