every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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