come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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