if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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