Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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