The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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