We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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