why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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