He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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