My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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