I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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