He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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