You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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