Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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