508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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