i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
They have beer where we have blood.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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