so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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