Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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