can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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