Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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