It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I'm both gender and math confused
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