Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
