why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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