My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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