He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
MIDGETS
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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