"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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