On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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