plz talk dirty to me
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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