I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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