Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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