I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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