I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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