drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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