Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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