i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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