i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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