atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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