He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
do nipples grow back?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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