ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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