We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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