You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
jump out the window naked night went bad
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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