I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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