too bad you live with your parents still
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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