have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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