girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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