You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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