yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You made out with two different species that night
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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