I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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