True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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