One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
she was licking his armpits.
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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