she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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