it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I take back everything I said about communal showers
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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