A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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