At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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